The Gristmill Restaurant

4 Stars

The Gristmill Restaurant epitomizes the classic saying that "everything is bigger in Texas!"  I love the Gristmill for this reason and so much more.  

The multi-level open-air building sits on a tract of land overlooking the Guadalupe River.  The front yard is shaded by large trees with a smattering of benches & picnic tables for waiting.  Expect a bit of a wait especially if you visit during the Texas Clay Festival or Gruene Market Days.  But, you can pass the time sipping on your favorite adult beverage ordered from the outdoor bar.  You'll know it's your turn to be seated when your name is called and crossed off of the very large outdoor chalkboard.  On busy days, you can also pass the time by listening to some live country music.

Once your name is called, make note of the pathway from the entrance to your table.  The building is a large structure with lots of connecting rooms.  It's a maze.  There's no air conditioning in the building.  So, ask to sit by a window if there's a breeze or under a fan if there isn't.  (Insider's Tip:  If you're sitting inside and can't stand the heat any longer, make a break for the restroom.  They are air conditioned!)  If the weather is nice, make it a point to sit outside.  There's plenty of outdoor seating under more shade trees & glimpses of the river.  Dining outside will make for an amazing experience.

Dining alfresco at the Gristmill (Oct 2011)

Food portions are BIG...like Texas.  You'll likely see people ordering the foot high stack of thick onion rings....no kidding...they really are stacked about a foot high.  I've never tried them simply because I've never dined with enough people to eat them but, they look yummy.  Most everything on the menu is good.  My favorite item is the fried shrimp.  It's enough to split between two people because...let's say it all together...everything is bigger in Texas!  

The food really isn't the reason I like the Gristmill.  I love this place for the ambiance, charming building, friendly college-age wait staff & small Texas town atmosphere.  If you're in Gruene, (or even New Braunfels for that matter) this place is a must see (& eat).  You won't be disappointed.